Friday, December 29, 2006

Mondegreen

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess Im a little bit shy
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Chris Kelly
But all his looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
Ive gone identity mad!

(Lots of Justin Darkness Impressions)

I heard it right, yes?

4 Vegetable peelings:

Blogger Sharon J said...

The last two lines should be:

So I watch a lot of telly
and wear pants of plaid!

Honestly, Richard. You must concentrate more!

5:03 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

You've gone and made me replay that MIKA performance on Jools now. I would have been quite happy to never hear it again.

Don't tell me he's on Radio 2?

5:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sharon - No, it's not is it? I'm going to have to go and listen again?

Geoff - Of course. He's nicely mainstream. I didn't see the Jools thing although it's on his Myspace space (shit, just owned up to going there).

7:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've been to Myspace? What on earth for? I'm going to need the kiss of life now, such is my state of shock!

11:24 am  

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